Thursday, July 30, 2015

Taking care of business in a crazy world

The following notice from Blogger or Google (or somebody) has suddenly begun to appear on the Overview page in the bowels of my blog:

European Union laws require you to give European Union visitors information about cookies used on your blog. In many cases, these laws also require you to obtain consent.

As a courtesy, we have added a notice on your blog to explain Google’s use of certain Blogger and Google cookies, including use of Google Analytics and AdSense cookies.

You are responsible for confirming this notice actually works for your blog, and that it displays. If you employ other cookies, for example by adding third party features, this notice may not work for you. Learn more about this notice and your responsibilities.



In that last sentence, the words “Learn more” were in blue, and clicking on them brought up even more information. I show it to you below, but as I am now officially tired of looking at italic font you will just have to make do with reading it in regular Times Roman:


Cookies notification in European Union countries

European Union (EU) laws require you to give EU visitors information about cookies used on your blog. In many cases, these laws also require you to obtain consent.

As a courtesy, we have added a notice on your blog to help meet these regulations. The notice lets visitors know about Google’s use of certain Blogger and Google cookies on your blog, including Google Analytics and AdSense cookies.

Change the notice

How to change or disable notice

If you have edited your blog in a way that hides this notice, it will be your responsibility to notify your visitors about cookies used on your blog and if necessary, obtain consent. Also, if you have added other blog features that set cookies, including third-party analytics or advertising services, you’ll need to provide additional or a different notice.

It is your responsibility to determine, based on your cookie use, what else would be appropriate. If you choose to use a different notice, be sure you still comply with Google’s EU user consent policy.

See the notice

To see the notice if you’re outside of the EU, view your blog and change the country code, for example blogspot.fr or blogspot.co.uk. If you use a custom domain, you won’t see the notice outside of the EU.


I showed you all of that to say this:

1. I have no idea whether I have edited my blog in a way that hides this notice.
2. I have no idea whether I have added other blog features that set cookies.
3. I have no idea what third-party analytics are.
4. I have no idea what advertising services are.
5. Even though Blogger or Google or somebody tells me it is my responsibility to determine what else would be appropriate, we Americans have been historically and remain to this day a rebellious lot who do not like to be told what to do by such entities as the European Union or England’s King George III.
6. I am definitely outside of the EU and therefore cannot see the aforementioned notice, but I have no intention of changing the country code to, for example, blogspot.fr or blogspot.co.uk in order to see it.

Therefore, I am asking my EU readers (Neil, Michelle, Gary, Adrian, others, this means you) to tell me in the comments section of this post whether you see from your vantage points the pesky notice Blogger or Google or somebody is so insistent that my blog provide. I am also asking non-EU readers who care to to let me know whether you have received similar instructions and what, if anything, you plan to do about it.

Furthermore, I would also like to inform Blogger or Google or somebody, and especially the EU itself, that I did not go to the EU users, they came to me, and if they want to take steps to comply with EU laws on their end and choose to do so, they can. I, on the other hand, being a citizen of the United States and not the EU, am responsible for complying with U.S. laws, not those promulgated by the exalted leaders of the EU. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Perhaps I am making a mountain out of a molehill.

9 comments:

ADRIAN said...

Don't panic. It displays perfectly. I have clicked to sy I understand....I don't but didn't want to appear thick.

Elephant's Child said...

Here in Aus I got a similar message. And have been unable to view my blog in 'other domains' to see whether it shows appropriately. When I add the .fr it tells me it can't find it.
Sigh.
I am treating it with ignore.

Kate said...

I'm with Elephant. All looked just fine on your blog Robert.

All Consuming said...

*pours a large straight Jack Daniels, downs it in one. Pauses, then pours another for rhymes who must be in shock or something as he has written the words "I have no idea" four times*

Everything looks ok to me, and I've had no notices. I think. In all honesty...I have no idea.

Hahahahaha.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Cookies? I like cookies! Please have Mrs Brague bake me a batch of cookies. I like chocolate chip with hazlenut but chocolate will do. When I have received the cookies I will comply with EU laws and let you know whether or not I accept them.

Seriously though, I wish the EU bureaucrats would keep their stupid noses out of blogging. There are too many of them on high salaries, interfering in areas of life they have no right to meddle in.

rhymeswithplague said...

To Whom It May Concern: Having now received comments from bloggers in England, Scotland, Australia, New Zealand, I believe that any and all supposed obligations supposedly imposed on me by the supposed bigwigs of the supposed European Union have now been met with summarily to the satisfaction of one and all. Case closed. Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

rhymeswithplague and Clement Clark Moore (deceased)

carolincairns said...

I blogged about the same thing a few days ago RWP. Andrew from Melbourne solved the problem for me by confirming the message was indeed displayed on my blog. Like you I have no idea if any of the widgets carry other cookies. I can only imagine my links to You Tube will effect cookies, but since You Tube is owned by Google, I trust that their stupid notice covers that too. If we end up in a European jail, do you have a preference for a country? Perhaps Greece?

rhymeswithplague said...

carolincairns, the south of France is also very nice and has a bit more fiscal solvency to offer.

Snowbrush said...

I think All Consuming is responsible for this, and I'm waving my Confederate flag in response.