A Chrimma Thong
by Mail Tore May
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Wool finite heart two slip tune height.
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An debris mudder's childish gown twos pie
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Took kiss firm wonder nightie too;
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"Myrrh reek Chrimma stew ewe!"
*you have to pronounce it the American way, to-MAY-toh, because to-MAH-toh just doesn't work.
In closing, and with my deepest thanks to all of you for indulging my