tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2286321024842109960.post476846876002043643..comments2024-03-27T15:41:01.956-04:00Comments on rhymeswithplague<br>rhymeswithplague<br>rhymeswithplague<br>rhymeswithplague<br>rhymeswithplague: From Natchez to Mobile, from Memphis to Saint Joe, wherever the four winds blowrhymeswithplaguehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10870439618129001633noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2286321024842109960.post-35821900558075865052018-02-05T12:43:07.140-05:002018-02-05T12:43:07.140-05:00"it was just my testosterone talking."
..."it was just my testosterone talking."<br /><br />I sold mine on on Craigslist and am glad to be rid of it and all the problems it caused. Seriously, did you know that really high levels of testosterone makes a man violent and reckless (not to forget obnoxious), but that levels that are a little elevated makes him a better heavy equipment operator (because of his ability to finesse the controls), and that it has the same effect on women? Despite the philandering that I wrote about recently, I never thought that I had excess testosterone, but I am certainly glad to have less than what I did since I don't plan to start operating bulldozers.Snowbrushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00436087215476479042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2286321024842109960.post-86059872863207528762018-02-04T17:10:13.153-05:002018-02-04T17:10:13.153-05:00Snowbrush, regarding anytime the depth of the wate...<b>Snowbrush,</b> regarding anytime the depth of the water exceeds the height of your nose, #me_toorhymeswithplaguehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10870439618129001633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2286321024842109960.post-38526108569533015662018-02-04T17:06:05.752-05:002018-02-04T17:06:05.752-05:00Snowbrush, I am definitely not, repeat, NOT losing...<b>Snowbrush,</b> I am definitely not, repeat, NOT losing my mind, but your comment reminded me of a sign I saw recently, “Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.” I never thought you were implying that I was dishonest, it was just my testosterone talking. Also, back in those days Orange Beach was much smaller; maybe the exit sign said Foley or Gulf Shores.rhymeswithplaguehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10870439618129001633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2286321024842109960.post-56251636145935930482018-02-04T14:35:40.685-05:002018-02-04T14:35:40.685-05:00P.S. "In deep water, a diving helmet is the r...P.S. "In deep water, a diving helmet is the recommended piece of equipment."<br /><br />I personally (but I'm just talking about me) wear one anytime the depth of the water exceeds the height of my nose.Snowbrushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00436087215476479042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2286321024842109960.post-13251859692381850142018-02-04T14:33:55.429-05:002018-02-04T14:33:55.429-05:00Are you losing your mind?! I never meant to imply ...Are you losing your mind?! I never meant to imply that you were dishonest. I just meant to say that Orange Beach (being ON the BEACH) is off the main road and would have only appeared to me as an instantly forgotten exit sign.<br /><br />How about entitling your next post "Natchez to New Orleans, Living on the Natchez Queen"? I'll bet you even know what that's from.Snowbrushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00436087215476479042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2286321024842109960.post-23339446750274112772018-02-04T10:03:49.336-05:002018-02-04T10:03:49.336-05:00Yorkshire Pudding I defer to an actual Englishman...<b>Yorkshire Pudding </b> I defer to an actual Englishman. You are absolutely correct, the old saying is “The proof of the pudding is in the eating”, not my mangled, mixed-up version, “The proof is in the pudding.” How Colonial of me. You can always tell a Colonial, you know, but you can’t tell him much. This time you did. You are also absolutely correct in your second point. Not only are there a Red Beach, an Orange Beach, and a Yellow Beach, there are also a Green Beach, a Blue Beach, an Indigo Beach, and a Violet Beach. Not in Florida or Alabama, you understand, but undoubtedly somewhere on this planet. When my mother was young and lived in Philadelphia, she did not know a Violet Beach but she did know a Violet Roach. She told me so herself. How far afield your comment has taken me. I must get back to the present. I simply must. Beam me up, Scotty.rhymeswithplaguehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10870439618129001633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2286321024842109960.post-61883823877629938412018-02-04T05:15:00.233-05:002018-02-04T05:15:00.233-05:00I thoroughly concur with your declaration that the...I thoroughly concur with your declaration that the proof is in The Pudding! However, in England we say, "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" and I am not about to become a tasty snack just to prove that Agent Orange Beach really exists. Is Agent Orange Beach between Red Beach and Yellow Beach?<br />Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2286321024842109960.post-6491184870684191372018-02-03T22:04:17.438-05:002018-02-03T22:04:17.438-05:00Emma, no perhaps about it. In deep water, a divi...<b>Emma,</b> no perhaps about it. In deep water, a diving helmet is the recommended piece of equipment.rhymeswithplaguehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10870439618129001633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2286321024842109960.post-47266206447123935432018-02-03T21:33:55.515-05:002018-02-03T21:33:55.515-05:00Perhaps it is hazardous to ride in the Gulf with n...Perhaps it is hazardous to ride in the Gulf with no helmet. Emma Springfieldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10543689047463574012noreply@blogger.com