Friday, June 27, 2025

Much ado about nothing

I have been posting to this blog for nearly 18 years now. I have published so many posts and discarded so many potential posts that it is difficult to remember what I have actually told you versus what I may have intended to tell you but thought better of and discarded before it ever saw the light of day. Adding up all of the yearly totals in the archive list over there in the sidebar produces the number 2,286 posts, and doing the math (British, maths) reveals that my average annual production of blogposts is 127 posts. Some years are higher than others, of course, and some are lower. In fact, dear reader, that is the very definition of average.

For a while I included Feedjit in the sidebar and enjoyed keping count of the number of countries from which readers came and seeing the little flags Feedjit displayed. If memory serves (and it obviously doesn't), the country count was either ninety-something or one hundred thirty-something. After a while the little game I had invented lost its attraction and I deleted Feedjit from the sidebar.

For a long time I didn't include labels in my posts, then for another very long time I did, then for a third very long time I didn't again, and now I do when I remember to.

Please don't tell me I shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition. Someone once criticized Winston Churchill for doing so and he replied that that was the sort of criticism up with which he would not put. I think that people who never end sentences with prepositions don't know what language is all ABOUT, and don't know what prepositions are FOR.

You may try to diagram the sentences in the preceding paragraph if you care to, but no extra credit will be given.

Why am I telling you all this?

I don't know, but a shrink (British, psychologist) could probably give you reasons. I could even recommend one, my first cousin, Dr. Philip F. Caracena, but since he died in 2016 at the age of 81 he probably isn't taking new patients at this time.

I am in rare form this afternoon.

I think the reason is that I am composing this post on my desktop computer's keyboard rather than on my smartphone, and my fingers can almost keep up with my mind on a full-sized keyboard. They lag disappointingly behind my mind when I'm using my smartphone keyboard. Ergo, I am somewhat giddy at being able to keep up with my thought processes (I am a fast typist) and am capturing all the flotsam and jetsam along with the pithy stuff.

If you have encountered any pithy stuff so far, please let me know where it is.

I will now close and post this, my 2,287th post, because Mrs. RWP (the lovely Ellie) and I have to get ready to go to our friend's house later today for homemade pizza and root beer floats. The basic food groups are so important, n'est-ce pas?

Truth in posting: No alcohol was consumed during the creation of this post. I'm just happy to be alive.

17 comments:

  1. I'm no good at typing on my phone and just use one finger to do it. I much prefer using my computer's keyboard when typing. I took typing in high school on an old clunky typewriter but I was quite speedy if I do say so myself! Congrats on all of the posts you have done!

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    1. I'm amazed at how fast the younger generation types on their phones, usually employing both thumbs. Our high school's "clunkies" were Royal manuals but they did the trick. Thank you, Ellen!

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  2. Lots of pithy stuff in this post said in humorous way.

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    1. How kind of you to say so. I'm not sure I believe you, though. Thank you, Red!

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  3. Phone keypads are just too small, so I understand your delirium at being able to type almost as fast as your flying thoughts.

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    1. I agree, too small. But I'm not delirious (check dictionary definition). Elated, exhilarated, or ecstatic probably described my state better. Thank you, Janice?

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    2. I meant Thank you, Janice! of course, not Thank you, Janice?

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  4. "You may try to diagram the sentences in the preceding paragraph if you care to, but no extra credit will be given."

    two questions spring to mind:
    will any credit be given?
    how on earth does one diagram a sentence?

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    1. No credit whatsoever. You have to pay fees to get credit. I will try to remember to delve into diagramming sentences in an upcoming post. Thank you, kylie!

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  5. Your happiness shines brightly in this post. I am happy for you. Root beer floats sound tasty. I haven't had one in a while.

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    1. The meal turned out to be wonderful. It included two kinds of pizza, a huge salad,homemade garlic knots made from sourdough, and the aforementioned root beer floats. I should have them more often. Thank you, Emma!

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  6. PS I showed my children how to diagram a sentence. They thought I was crazy.

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    1. I always liked to diagram but some people in the class hated it. It's okay if someone thinks you're crazy. Nowadays they think writing in cursive is crazy, but I hear it's coming back. Thank you again, Emma!

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  7. Me too. And for you. But were any animals harmed?

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    1. None, except that I'm pretty sure our chihuahua-Jack Russell mix felt neglected. Thank you, Tasker.

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  8. As always an interesting treatise.

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