...and I’m not talking about the recent career antics of Miley Cyrus.
I made a mistake in yesterday’s post.
Yes, I did.
I realize that you probably find that very hard to believe and it is indeed a very rare occurrence, one that usually coincides with the return of
Halley’s Comet, but stay with me for a minute. In yesterday’s post I stated that I have a lipoma in my ilium.
That is not correct.
Not by a long shot.
Hear me out.
I do not have a lipoma in my ilium. No, indeedy.
I have a lipoma in my ileum.
Big difference.
The ilium is a bone in the pelvis. This is the ilium:
.
The ileum, on the other hand, is the final section of the small intestine. This is the ileum:
.
The ileum can be examined through an endoscopy or a colonoscopy or an enteroscopy. The ilium most assuredly cannot.
At least not yet.
A thousand pardons.
J.T.F. Rhymeswithplague, Esq.
J.T.F. stands for Just The Facts, as in “Just the facts, ma’am,” a phrase that was never uttered by Jack Webb on
for your listening pleasure, especially if you are from one of the British Commonwealth of Nations countries.
