I don’t care which language you say it in...

¡Feliz cumpleaños! (Spanish),

Joyeux anniversaire! (French),

Buon compleanno! (Italian),

С Днем Рождения! (Russian),

Gefeliciteerd met je verjaardag! (Dutch),

Grattis på födelsedagen! (Swedish),

祝你生日快樂！ (Chinese),

जन्मदिन मुबारक हो! (Hindi),

Chúc mừng sinh nhật! (Vietnamese),

Boldog születésnapot! (Hungarian),

Feliç aniversari! (Catalan),

Feliĉan naskiĝtagon! (Esperanto),

or even English, please join me in wishing Mrs. RWP a very...

(Chocolate chip cookie by Kroger Bakery)