Look, ma, no hands! I mean, well, er, um, just see for yourself.

He may float through the air with the greatest of ease...

...but he’s not the daring young man on the flying trapeze!

Here it is, your daily dose of “If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t have believed it!” (3:03)

My thanks go out to Goopers in Roswell, Georgia, for sending me today’s clip.

We now return you to your drab, uninteresting existence.