Showing posts with label how to eat a banana. Show all posts
Showing posts with label how to eat a banana. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Carrying the Montessori method a little too far?


Thanks to flurrious over at flurrious and a little more searching of my own, I now know:

How to eat an apple

How to eat an orange

How to eat a banana

How to peel a banana.

and even, God help us, How to make watermelon donuts.

Somewhere Maria Montessori is either turning over in her grave or else she is dancing a jig.

I even found instructions on how to make a vodka watermelon, but if you want to know how, you are going to have to look it up all by yourself.

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