O
wow
today
I learned
a new trick
that has nothing
whatever to do with
Christmas but I thought
I would have a little fun
and possibly amuse some of
you at the same time. However,
if you are not amused I cannot do
one earthly thing at all about it with
the possible exception of cheerfully refund-
ing your money and then going back to my room
where I shall weep many buckets of bitter and salty
tears
after
which
I may
kill myself.
