Oh, wait, that was a different show.
Children today watch Spongebob Squarepants and The Fairly Oddparents and lots of other idiotic cartoons, but in my day the pièce de résistance among animated series, the one we couldn’t wait to see, even when we grew older, was (wait for it, here it comes):
Rocky & Bullwinkle!
Just in case Rocket J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle Moose may have slipped under your radar, here in four parts is an episode called “Goof Gas Attack”:
“Rocky and Bullwinkle: Goof Gas Attack - Part 1” (7:24)
“Rocky and Bullwinkle: Goof Gas Attack - Part 2” (7:02)
“Rocky and Bullwinkle: Goof Gas Attack - Part 3” (7:04)
“Rocky and Bullwinkle: Goof Gas Attack - Part 4” (7:03)
So there you have it, not only something hilarious from yesteryear that was able to tickle the funny bones of children and adults alike but also more evidence that helps explain why I am the way I am.
All right, class, your test today consists of the following question:
Whose voice, or a reasonable facsimile thereof, was used for the character Captain Peter Peachfuzz? (Hint: Near the end of his career, he appeared in the movie
And now, if you are very quiet while teacher is grading your papers, perhaps next time you can watch Dudley Do-Right.