It’s that time of year again.

The dog days have returned. Here are some weird stories to help you get through them:

1. Mental Disorders Demonstrated by Winnie the Pooh Characters

2. Florida Man Found In California Motel Awakens With Amnesia and Speaking Only Swedish

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I have decided that it’s much too hot to do any more research.
I think I’ll just gaze at the night sky instead.