Monday, February 2, 2015

We interrupt this blog to bring you this important special announcement

They say confession is good for the soul.

I feel so much better now.

P.S. - It’s Groundhog Day. Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog in Pennsylvania, saw his shadow, which means America will have six more weeks of winter. General Beauregard Lee, the groundhog in Atlanta, did not see his shadow, which means America will have an early spring. A third groundhog from New York, Staten Island Chuck, has entered the prognostication race of late, but I don’t care one way or the other whether he saw his shadow. What I am is confused. As world-famous and highly articulate baseball player Yogi Berra, another New Yorker, once said, it’s déjà vu all over again.

We now return you to today’s blog, already in progress.


  1. Tell me something I don't know.

    *scarpers laughing*

  2. I hope it won't hurt too much for me to disillusion you, but the question has never been is Rhymes normal, but how not-normal might Rhymes be.

  3. The only normal people are those we don't know very well.

  4. What is "normal" anyway? I know that I am normal but everybody else is clearly crazy.

  5. All, I think this is the first time in the seven-year history of my blogposting that every single comment has made me laugh.

  6. lol what is normal today?
    The whole world is upside down.
    Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.

  7. Lady With A Life, I cannot flare my nostrils and I cannot wiggle my ears, but I can arch my left eyebrow. However, my right eyebrow remains unresponsive. You?