Thursday, July 8, 2010
Grey hairs? Zits? Notches on the bedpost?
Jinksy has 158.
Snowbrush out in Oregon has 149.
Grumpy Old Ken has 98.
Carolina in Nederland has 72.
Jeannelle of Iowa has 60.
Pat, an Arkansas stamper, has 51.
Vonda on her little egg farm has 46.
Katherine in New Zealand has 44.
Daphne and Lord Pudding and Silverback in England, Putz in Utah, Reamus in southern California, Ruth Hull Chatlien in northern Illinois, and Tracie down in Florida don’t keep track.
Dr. John didn’t when he was alive. I’m not saying that he does now that he is dead. I don’t know what I’m saying exactly.
I have 35.
I’m talking about followers.
On his television program the other night David Letterman reported that Ashton Kucher has 14,000,000 of them on Twitter.
Talk about your wretched excess.
I would now like to give a shout out to readers of blogs everywhere (this means you), even if you are not an official “follower” of anybody. Without you, where would bloggers be? I’ll tell you where we would be: sitting in front of our computer screens with egg on our faces, that’s where.
So to all of you readers, lurkers, and blog junkies of the world, click here to hear a song that will inspire you to even greater heights.