Thursday, February 23, 2012

Well, that didn’t take long.

Anonymous has struck.

The following comment appeared on one of my older posts today, and Blogger kindly put it in my e-mail for moderation.
I deleted it, but before I did I decided to copy it and show it to you because I found myself chuckling at the absurdity of it all.

The writer obviously never sat through a course called English as a Second Language (ESL). Or if the writer did, he or she must have failed the course miserably.

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Ø Trim the tummy

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Really, Anonymous, I don’t want to synergy this kind of dietary supplement, although being bound to shell out the very last little extra fat is tempting, especially since your product does not make me feel ravenous and enables me to discard every one of the extra load out of my system.

Thanks, but no thanks. I will not set the buy. I will not acquire this specific. I will have to nourish all of my technique and trigger a bout of optimistic vitality some other way. Whatever product or method I decide to use, I do hope it will enable a tougher and tight body to switch my own prior pulpy size.

I shall look for another proper procedure for my weight loss that can easily provide a sumptuous reduction in bodyweight. I pray that all my endeavours do not pass away an organic demise.

Regarding your claim that just a couple pills in order to pop and I can decline kilos quickly, if only it were that easy. But I will certainly continue to try to induce off of the volume from the bulging belly.

Lastly, Anonymous, whether my bags appear to move is none of your business.

7 comments:

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Judging from the style of English in that anonymous comment, I would say it is probably from a chap who resides in the south Manchester area of northern England. He calls himself "Shooting Parrots" and is on a special register of internet grammar offenders.

rhymeswithplague said...

Y.P., my own feeling is that Anonymous wrote in Tagalog originally, or Mandarin or Urdu or Nigerian (is there a language called Nigerian?) and submitted his deathless prose to some rubbish online translator like Babelfish to put it into English.

Before discovering worldlingo, I used to use Babelfish to translate things, and that's the sort of output I typically received.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

I think Shooting Parrots is Nigerian!

Snowbrush said...

Oh, well, I guess you aim where you think the money is and hope your English is good enough. Of course, I hadn't considered that the chap might be a semi-literate from South Manchester or that he might have used Babelfish for his translation, my faith in my fellow man being simply too great to consider such possibilities.

Katherine said...

But, if you decline to move your current bags with their elements, you will elude a sculpt light individual. They will Amazon goal their online berries and advantage nourish other individual nice physiology. You stay pulpy size, or worse, decline to organic demise.

That was fun.

Helen and Ro said...

I rather like the sound of a "sumptuous reduction in body weight". Sounds very exotic and a lot of fun. Send me some of those pills !!!
Cheers

rhymeswithplague said...

Y.P. again, Shooting Parrots is most definitely not Nigerian!

Snowbrush, you are such a trusting soul.

Katherine, thanks for joining in the spirit of things!

Helen and/or Ro, send me the small sum of £100 and those pills will be on their way! (and if any federal agents are poking about looking for mail fraud, I'm joking, I'm only joking.)