May it please the court, I place into evidence Exhibit A:
Gandalf the Old:
and Gandalf the Young:
Exhibit B:
President and Mrs. Clinton (Bill and Hillary) arriving at Beekman Arms in Rhinebeck, New York, for their daughter Chelsea’s wedding the following day:
and at their own:
and Exhibit C:
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please look to your right. In the sidebar are photographs of your correspondent taken approximately 70 years apart.
Your Honor, may we take a short recess? I am too depressed to continue at this time.
Hello, world! This blog began on September 28, 2007, and so far nobody has come looking for me
with tar and feathers.
On my honor, I will do my best not to bore you. All comments are welcome
as long as your discourse is civil and your language is not blue.
Happy reading, and come back often!
And whether my cup is half full or half empty, fill my cup, Lord.
Copyright 2007 - 2024 by Robert H.Brague
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
<b>Post-election thoughts</b>
Here are some mangled aphorisms I have stumbled upon over the years: 1. If you can keep your head when all anout you are losing thei...
Aww, cheer up, you still look very handsome. If you'd stop trimming your beard, you could fool us all and look as wise as Gandalf the Old.
ReplyDeleteIs it your birthday? If so, Happy Birthday Robert! If not, just overlook this misguided comment. To add to Carolina's cheery notion, you would also need to grow your silver locks to shoulder length.
ReplyDeleteCarolina, if I stopped trimming my beard I might look more like Gabby Hayes from the old Hopalong Cassidy westerns.
ReplyDeleteP.S. - I haven't had a beard for several months now.
Y. Pudding, no, 'tisn't my birthday for six more weeks. If I grew my silver locks to shoulder length I might look more like Diana Dors.
Can I just say that in both cases, you'd look adorable. And even younger without beard of course. I said: "EVEN YOUNGER WITHOUT BEARD".
ReplyDeleteHow's the hearing?