Before joining Facebook, I had no idea my friends were so weird. James C. likes Merle Haggard and RIP: Caylee Marie Anthony (2005 - 2008). Steve M. likes University of Miami and Michelle Bachman. Erin M. likes Skype and Gerber. Art H. likes Winnie the Pooh. Cindy G. writes that hot pink neon nail polish goes a long way in lifting a person’s spirits. Angela S. writes that her eldest child just asked her if he needed to brush his teeth before he fixed himself some ice cream. Sharon S. wants everyone worldwide to turn the porch lights on at 9:00 p.m. on Tuesday for Caylee Marie Anthony. Tom H. writes that beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Carolyn S. is Blessed and Highly favored and SO thankful to Yahweh/God :).
I am not making any of this up.
As my mother used to say, “Everyone is crazy except me and thee, and even thee is a little bit crazy.”
At least my friends in Blogworld are all still normal.
"At least my friends in Blogworld are all still normal."
ReplyDeleteYES! That's what we've been trying to tell you. Facebook people are nutso. It's only Blogger people who are in any way normal. Take me, for example. Normal throughout. Not an abnormal bone anywhere (I will confess to an abnormal ligament, though--or maybe it was a tendon that turned into a Commie). Anyway, case settled. Blogger people good. Facebook people bad. So what are YOU doing on Facebook?
Normal? Heeeeheheeeheee!
ReplyDeletetwitter tattle, face crap, what are you doing with vices like that?????????
ReplyDeleteSnow, "Blogger people good. Facebook people bad." Nobody 'splained it to me before.
ReplyDeletePat, suspicions confirmed!
Putz, I hadn't thought of them as vices per se, but you may have a point.
Cindy G. has a valid point there. If you would paint your nails hot pink, it wouldn't even have to be neon, my spirits would be lifted to extreme heights. So she can't be crazy.
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