Some of you may remember my post of June 25, 2012, “Owe Joey! Ode Ill Height!”, in which we played around with words after the manner of Howard L. Chace’s book, Anguish Languish. Some of you may be trying desperately to wipe the memory of it from your brain.
Well, I’m in the mood to do it again.
I hope you are too.
Bee curse duress top disk postal bee crated inn Anguish Languish.
Vaunt two zinger thong why Louie weight?
Eye know! Less zing “Venue Whisker Porno Store”!
Alter gather know, less zing:
Venue whisker porno store,
Mates know deference ooh hue ore,
Venue Vishnu Pawnee’s tar
Oz streamer stew...
Lacquer bowl tout off dub loo,
Pates tips inning seize youth rue,
Venue whisker pawn as tar
Yard ream scum drew.
Well, that’s enough of that. Just in case you couldn’t make it out, here is Walt Disney’s original, in context (5:39).
As I said back on June 25th, dish cub bathers tar tub sum pink pig.
Orkin oddly white furrier calm mints.
Hello, world! This blog began on September 28, 2007, and so far nobody has come looking for me
with tar and feathers.
On my honor, I will do my best not to bore you. All comments are welcome
as long as your discourse is civil and your language is not blue.
Happy reading, and come back often!
And whether my cup is half full or half empty, fill my cup, Lord.
Copyright 2007 - 2024 by Robert H.Brague
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ReplyDeleteThanks, Jeannelle, for letting me know. I have no idea how that happened. It should be okay now.
ReplyDeleteThe original always brings a tear to my eye, as does your version, albeit for an entirely different reason :-)
ReplyDeleteShooting Parrots: Thank you, I think. (Compliments are always nice to receive. I hope one day to receive one.)
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