Tuesday, March 24, 2009

My new favorite joke


My previous favorite joke was:

Q. Why don’t Baptists have sex standing up?
A. They think it might lead to dancing.

But my new favorite joke is this:

Q. Why don’t Episcopalians participate in orgies?
A. Too many thank-you notes to write.

4 comments:

Oregontribal1 said...

Wow you are full of it today aren't you? I have a couple of jokes like that too; but my hubby said it wasn't appropriate to tell them! So I'll leave you with a fairly clean one.
Question: Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the road?
Answer: They were a-salted!

Dr.John said...

Funny but I can't tell them in Church.

Carolina said...

See, that's the disadvantage of being an Atheist. I don't get these jokes.

Had to laugh about your comments to my posts though.
Sorry for not visiting you as often. Haven't been in blogland much lately, due to the weather slightly improving and having a large garden and me, myself and I being the only gardener.

Pat - Arkansas said...

Tsk, tsk! I would have commented earlier, but I've been busy writing thank you notes. :)