Tuesday, March 24, 2009

My new favorite joke


My previous favorite joke was:

Q. Why don’t Baptists have sex standing up?
A. They think it might lead to dancing.

But my new favorite joke is this:

Q. Why don’t Episcopalians participate in orgies?
A. Too many thank-you notes to write.

3 comments:

  1. Funny but I can't tell them in Church.

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  2. See, that's the disadvantage of being an Atheist. I don't get these jokes.

    Had to laugh about your comments to my posts though.
    Sorry for not visiting you as often. Haven't been in blogland much lately, due to the weather slightly improving and having a large garden and me, myself and I being the only gardener.

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  3. Tsk, tsk! I would have commented earlier, but I've been busy writing thank you notes. :)

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