Sunday, December 11, 2016

Sum wear Elvish whooshes yew a Murray Chrimma.

Eye lava blew Chrimma width aught yew,
Isle bee sew blew chest thin king awe bough chew.
Gecko Russian sub bread dawn agreed Chrimma stray
Won me nor think deer, riff ewer naught tear width may.

Aisle lava blew hard take, that's sir ten,
An win doze blew hard take starter tin,
Yule bead dew inn awe rite width yurt Chrimma sub wight,
Butt aisle lava blew, blew Chrimma.

Yule bead dew inn awe rite width yurt Chrimma sub wight,
Butt aisle lava blew,
Blew, blew, blew Chrimma.


You have no idea how much fun this was, and all without benefit of alcohol or mind-altering substance of any kind!

'Tis definitely the season to be jowly, er, jolly.

4 comments:

Hilltophomesteader said...

You did say this was accomplished without alcohol, right? Perhaps that eggnog in the fridge (latin for cold) was spiked when you weren't looking?

You're a fungi, Bob!

Shooting Parrots said...

Ewe eight enough better sound hog!

rhymeswithplague said...

Pam on the Hilltop, a fungi is what I have wanted to be my whole life. Thank yew! Thank yew verra much!

Shooting Ian, hahahaha! I spotted a typo, I think. Did you mean round hog? But I'm still very appreciative, bee claws itcher thaw tack ounce.

Emma Springfield said...

I was going to answer in kind but it was just too much for my little brain. I decided to leave this comment real quick before I go put out the fire that is causing all the smoke from my ears.