...will begin shortly. First, though, a little housekeeping is necessary.
The management requests that you turn off all electronic devices and that you place your cell phone in vibrate mode. As always, and as a courtesy to our artists, flashbulbs are not permitted during the performance. Texting is strictly prohibited. If you persist, an usher will relieve you of your play-pretty and you will be able to retrieve it at the box office after the program after producing three forms of proper identification. Persons who insist on talking loudly during tonight’s performance will be taken to the lobby and spanked. Later, upon returning to their vehicles, they will discover that all the air has been let out of their tires.
One last reminder: Ladies, please remove your hats.
With that out of the way, please sit back and enjoy this evening’s program (4:17)....
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ReplyDeleteCan I just say that I found your writing far funnier than the video. I haven't watched the entire video, maybe the best was yet to come. In which case I'm sorry I missed that. But I will now read your post again and chuckle again ;-)
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